March 2011
10 posts
If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets.
– Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore
Even in my dreams people have stopped caring.
I was in the supermarket when I first remembered. And then again when listening to radiohead and wondering where all the friends I’ve made in life have gone. I knew there was a reason March is so depressing. Her birthday, my birthday. What she could have achieved, what I should have achieved. All the people who miss her and none who miss me. Who would miss me if..
Who the fuck would miss...
never forget you could lose everything.
ineedtopeeineedtopeeineedttopeeineedto
oh
boy was I a deluded little girl
February 2011
4 posts
awkward moment no. 836
Watching The Promise - Channel 4 drama about a British soldier serving in Palestine in the 1940’s and his granddaughter’s experience in present day Israel - with my 80 something grandfather, who also served in Palestine in the 1940s.
INSERT DUMBASS POINTLESS SCENE WHERE GRANDDAUGHTER DREAMS OF GRAPHIC SEX.
WITH HER GRANDFATHER.
:|
Thanks Peter Kosminksy.
November 2009
2 posts
450. FIFTY CENT WASN'T ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT...
(via gotwisdom)
Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
July 2009
2 posts
guess who got the motherfucking swine flu
May 2009
55 posts
you won't be seventeen forever.
endriu:(via uppereastside)
The world is so disconnected...
resunsaysdope:
Am I wrong for wanting to hear a human voice rather than look at abbreviated gibberush…
I like texting and all, but I like talking to human beings, not their thumbs,
But I digress
I am a bad, bad sister
Do you remember Barry? Off East Enders?
(via lieslieslies)
yes of course, I met him at the opening of my local supermarket. what a sexy beast.
I hope no one is ever able to read my mind.
6od:
So far, so good.
A novel’s all about the stamina, then the huge orgasm at the end you both share...
– Me (via johnwilkestooth) (via dogganghappened)
why the internet and real life don't mix:
bringtheruckuss:
person: i’m sorry, we don’t have wifi.
you: fffuuuu
person: are you having a stroke?
you: no?
person: well what was that?
you: what was what?
you: …
yet my best friend continues to say lol. ALL THE TIME.
Grab the nearest book, turn to page 29 and put...
dubliner:hellovagina:(via carvedbyglaciers, yourlungs, atoms, yoursummerheart)
He put the dry and yellowish mass in front of his eyes and asked him: “What does it look like to you?” José Arcadio answered sincerely:
“Dog shit.”
mliaverage:
Today, I saw on facebook that my friend John is a fan of curly fries. I never knew that. MLIA.
fuck.
How long can you leave a spark, for it it still be there?
It's really embarrassing when you forget you're in...
jesuismilena:
And then everyone around stares at you, and you’re like FACK.
story of my life; can’t count the number of dirty looks sent my way at the library,
I am incapable of whispering.